Thursday, November 22, 2007

Thirteen things I have never done

1) Be a mime
2) Drink kangaroo milk
3) Get pregnant
4) Become respected by Tibetan monks
5) Kidnap someone and chain them to a wall in my garage
6) Drink bleach out of a size 12 shoe
7) Find a hundred dollars in the sofa cushions
8) Dance the fox trot
9) Seen the movie Casablanca
10) Eaten duck
11) Stood on a glacier
12) Mix candle wax and gunpowder
13) Translate the Bible into Klingon

Thursday Thirteen on my other blogs:
Jantics: 13 things I promise NOT to say on the air when I co-host The Mo Show next week!
Jannaverse: 13 things that would be bad to find in your refrigerator


Mo said...

I have suspicions about #5...

katherine. said...

six and a half FOR SURE...

Janna said...

Morgen: Ignore the screams, please.

Katherine: Is that the size of the shoe you WOULD drink bleach out of?

Marilyn said...

I liked Casablanca... not enough to watch it again, but it was nice.

Milking a kangaroo is a pain.

Duck is greasy. I tried cooking one for Christmas when I was in college and I had to drain the grease off about twenty times.

If you find that $100 bill I left in your soffa cushios could you please mail it back to me?

Janna said...

Marilyn: Sorry. I already spent it.