1) Be a mime
2) Drink kangaroo milk
3) Get pregnant
4) Become respected by Tibetan monks
5) Kidnap someone and chain them to a wall in my garage
6) Drink bleach out of a size 12 shoe
7) Find a hundred dollars in the sofa cushions
8) Dance the fox trot
9) Seen the movie Casablanca
10) Eaten duck
11) Stood on a glacier
12) Mix candle wax and gunpowder
13) Translate the Bible into Klingon
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Thursday Thirteen on my other blogs:
Jantics: 13 things I promise NOT to say on the air when I co-host The Mo Show next week!
Jannaverse: 13 things that would be bad to find in your refrigerator
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5 comments:
I have suspicions about #5...
six and a half FOR SURE...
Morgen: Ignore the screams, please.
Katherine: Is that the size of the shoe you WOULD drink bleach out of?
I liked Casablanca... not enough to watch it again, but it was nice.
Milking a kangaroo is a pain.
Duck is greasy. I tried cooking one for Christmas when I was in college and I had to drain the grease off about twenty times.
If you find that $100 bill I left in your soffa cushios could you please mail it back to me?
Marilyn: Sorry. I already spent it.
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