After all, as Fab's official stalker, it would be nice if I actually met him in person at least once.
I plan to hide in his yard and make weird growly sounds outside his bedroom window in the middle of the night.
But after all that's done, after he's got the restraining order against me, after the police have let me go when I "Promise" never to do that again (heh), what ELSE is there to do in Florida?
Please don't mention Disney. Please.
Here's something that sounds better: the St. Augustine Artwalk. On the first weekend of every month, they have free self-guided art walks. And there are all kinds of different art. There's photography, paintings, architecture, and music! This sounds like it would be right up my alley. I'm an artsy-fartsy person (with varying degrees of fartsiness, depending on various factors) and this sounds like fun.
Wanna come with me? Maybe we can even be PART of the art exhibition. I'll draw pictures of the outside of Fab's bedroom window, and write songs about sneaking into his house at two in the morning. It'll be great! Come see me in the First Friday Weekend Art Walk!
Can you, um.... can you loan me some money for the plane ticket?
And some bail money for later?
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I want to be warm. Does Fab live in St. Augustine?
Marilyn: No, he lives in Gainesville. I asked him how far away that is from St. Augustine and he said it's about 90 minutes.
Can we sleep at his house... um would we want to?
Let's show up and surprise him!!
Better yet, we can sneak in and wake him up in the middle of the night by splashing around in the hot tub!
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