Too meat-deprived to think of a title for this post

Yesterday we in Jantrails-land heard the unmistakable sound of absolutely no one caring what I ate.
Today, there's that exact same sound, except you can also hear a pin drop.

And monkeys, for some reason.
I hate monkeys.

Here's what I ate for day #4 of my pointlessly self-inflicted week of vegetarianism:

Breakfast:
Blueberry yogurt
Bowl of Fiber One cereal

Snack:
Peppermint tea
Strawberry yogurt

Lunch:
Peanut butter sandwich
Baby carrots
Tomatoes

Snack:
A raw jalapeno pepper
Carrots, radishes, and pickles

Dinner:
Chipotle queso fresco on Rye Wasa
Baby carrots
Pink lemonade (sugar free)
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