Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Things I have never seen at a McDonald's

1. Girl Scouts selling band-aids
2. Bagpiper playing the theme to the Flintstones
3. Mimes pretending to be trapped inside a Big Mac
4. Magic strawberry shakes which induce hallucinations
5. Statue of Napoleon made entirely from pinecones and french fries
6. Dancing teddy bears who steal chicken nuggets from anyone wearing green


Marilyn said...

It seems like band-aids would be a good thing for scouts to sell... I mean, who decided they should sell junk food?

Mike Golch said...

I'd like to see bagpipers playing the theme to the Flinkstones anywhere.