Tuesday, April 27, 2010

To various people I noticed on Tuesday:

1. To the chick with the screaming tantruming kid in the middle of the store: Honestly, it really is ok to give your kid a spanking when they act like that. Really. Trust me.

2. To the guy in the green shirt: Please pull up your pants.

3. To the person driving behind me: I was going 10 miles over the speed limit and you STILL tailgated me and passed me?? Wow. I hope you're a famous brain surgeon on your way to save somebody's life.

4. To whoever decided that pizza rolls should be on sale this week: I think I love you.

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