Splat!

I am in a really bad mood today, for a variety of reasons.
It's days like this that I sometimes wish I was armed with a couple of paintball guns, like tippmann army, able to shoot anyone who annoyed me.
I probably wouldn't hurt anybody, but would take great satisfaction in knowing that those dry-cleaning bills can be hell.
Unfortunately, today all the people annoying me are online, and I have yet to find a paintball gun that can work through cyberspace.
That's a shame.
'Cause I know exactly who I would aim at first.
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